reasons to not have me added on skype/have my number:

me:  Something I want to be a thing in a year is so: a song completely dedicated to memes. Have it start out like “Never Gonna Give You Up” mashed with 4 Non Blondes’ “What’s Going On”. Featured lyrics include “trolololo”, “sweet cinnamon role, too good, too pure for this world”, “that sounds fake but okay” “WHAT ARE THOSE?”, “…gun”, “good shit, that’s some good shit right there, mhm”, with the course being “MMM WHATCHA SAY”. Sung by JOHN CENA! Call it “Darude Sandstorm”.
friend: i would revolt
me: Have the last line or two be: “So what did you think of the song?” “Well, personally I feel like memes are too annoying.” “I’m putting all of these breadsticks in my pures and I need to leave immediately”.
friend: …
me: obligatory “rap” by iggy izealea
me: featuring the x files theme song
me: with a music video produced by the epic rap battles of history and the tonight show
me: staring john oliver
friend: x files is too pure for your garbage meme song tho
me: including a wonderful harmonic interlude of the jurrasic park theme song
me: and the trumpt-stove playing father son duo
me: music video shot at a local denny’s
firend: wow
me: directed by michael bay