leave a brotp/platonic ship in my ask and i’ll tell you:

• who steals french fries off the other’s plate: chester. he’s determined to eat all the fries.
• who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: chester. he simply adores the enjoyment he gets out of making her squeamish & annoyed.
• who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: mally. she’s too clever to ever get caught & he’s too reckless ( sometimes ) to evade enforcement.
• who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: neither, to be honest. they basically try to ignore any troubles that may be going on as means to brag about their boyfriends without looking as if there are any problems in their relationships.
• who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: mally!! she had to adapt to chester’s ways.
  
• who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: mally. she’ll fight him in the pit for the top bunk, i swear.
• who starts and who wins the pillow fights: chester will start it casually but mally would get too into it, so thus, she’ll win. no matter what.
  
• who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: both!!