ANTHEA:

        “Are you implying that you’re more likely to be helpful if given a favor?
       that’s almost a corrupt system. But seeing as my matters are urgent, I
       will give into your system just this once. Paperwork from my office is
       missing and I would like to get all of that back before it lands into the
       wrong hands or worse, is never seen again.”

          “WELCOME TO STORYBROOKE’S LAW ENFORCEMENT SYSTEM!!
          It’s NOT in my jurisdiction to dictate what cases receive which verdict as that is for
          the people to CONCLUDE based on evidence provided - but what is under my
          CONTROL is which litigations warrant my utmost concentration & efforts.”

      If only he was paid a nickle for every moment someone waltzed into the
      station demanding that their BUSINESS was indispensable & must be
      resolved at once maybe he could collect an amount grand enough to
      FLEE from damned town.

                                                     “My, that does resonate as being DIRE. Here - if you
                                                     complete this paperwork detailing your PREDICAMENT
                                                     then us here can initiate appropriate procedures. Oh,
                                                     & do try NOT to loose any sheets.”